 |  Local Innkeeper who serves poached salmon (and that's not of the culinery type) supplied by TV John McIver or Hamish Macbeth to his clients. Bought the hotel with his redundancy money and moved up to Lochdubh from Morningside. |
| A noted environmentalist he has recently branched out into whale watching cruises on his boat the Fat Chance which, strangely enough, almost exactly sums up the odds of seeing a whale off Lochdubh |  |
| Been heard to say | ||
| If you don't buy a drink I'm going to cut my throat | ||
| Your're talking time Man, I no longer recognise that constraint |  8K 14K |
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| No toy boy fancy pants man is going to take you away from me Agnes | ||
| Unlikely to say | ||
| Time gentlemen please! | ||
| In the news | ||
| All the time | ||
| Crimes | ||
| Receiving poached fish. | ||