 The local doctor who seems to spend most of his time in the Stag Bar of the Lochdubh Hotel. Fond of a variety of smoking requisites which he is more than happy to share - his white clay pipe is the one to particularly watch for.
The locals are aware of this and most don't partake although Hamish is known to have the odd puff or two. |  | ||
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He is fond of male bonding and has a novel approach in dealing with his motoring costs - he doesn't use his car and instead cadges lifts off all and sundry. This may be due to the fact that he understands Existentialism and can quote Albert Camus | ||
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| It's only St Bruno! Hamish |  3K |  5K |
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| Take it easy Lachlan. Here, have a suck on this | 11K | 22K |
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| I don't actually have any Benzedrine Constable, but if it's a wee lift you're looking for......... | 23K | 45K |
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| I guess I've just gotten used to it over the years | 24K | 48K |
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| Unlikely to say | ||||||||
| Smoking is bad for you | | |||||||
| In the news | ||||||||
| Nearly all the time. | ||||||||
| Crimes | ||||||||
| Use of illegal smoking materials | ||||||||