 The local school teacher and sex symbol who also runs a Bed and Breakfast establishment where Rory Campbell (who she is stepping out with) is usually more than welcome, especially for Breakfast. |  |
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| Esme has a shrewd grasp of the potential benefits of human sexuality in electricity generation and as such is a world renowned consultant on renewable energy resources. |
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| Favourite tipple is pints of Orkney Breweries Skullcrusher bitter. | |||
| Been heard to say | |||
| Eggs! Nice slow three minute poached eggs. |  26K |  53K | |
| If sexual energy generated light, Mr Campbell here could illuminate a small city | 27K | 54K | |
| Unlikely to say | |||
| Not tonight, I've got a headache | |||
| In the news | |||
| Nearly all the time. | |||