 |  The Clan Mclopez are one of "The Five Families" who are notoriously famous for their illegal distilling prowess, the others of course being the McGirks, the Camerons, the McFees and the McGraws. |
| The McLopez are an accidental memento of a ship of the Spanish Armada wrecked on the coast near Lochdubh many centuries ago.
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| Half Scottish and half Spanish, Ferdinand and his sons Manuel, Jesus and Treenie have cornered the local booze market through the production of their own version of sherry (with it's famed medicinal properties) which the clan has perfected and handed down as a family secret throughout the centuries. |  |
| They hold an annual sherry tasting jamboree which is highly popular in Lochdubh and coincidentally helps keep them from being shopped to the Customs and Excise. |
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| Been heard to say | ||
| Pogue Mahone |  23K 46K |
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| There should have been a choice - Paella or something Spanish for me and my boys |  19K37K |
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| Unlikely to say | ||
| Anything much in Spanish | ||
| In the news | ||
| Volume Two - No man is an Island | ||
| Crimes | ||
| Tax evasion, VAT evasion, Production of illegal sherry | ||