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| Although seemingly just a westie terrier Wee Jock is actually a Dog of Dionysius and A Hound from Hades. Being so small his defence capabilities are somewhat specialised - he will urinate on his enemy's legs which is presumably why he got his name. | 
| Been heard to say | |
| Whuff | |
| That Macbeth hasn't fed me in weeks | |
| Unlikely to say | |
| That's a nice car you've got there Harry | |